what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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fix a flat fable

March 10, 2026

metaphorically

fixing a flat

followed by

fixing it again

three more times

because it was 

halfassed 

that first time

 

a story here

there   is

but I’m not 

going there

into that there

actual fix a flat 

 

I’m proud or maybe

I’m embarrassed

 

by how many flats

I’ve actually fixed

my own

as well as

bike shop bikes

replacing 

swapping

scuffing 

sanding

vulcanizing

patching

triggering 

feelings of 

diminishing

PSIing

squeezing

feeling feel feelings

 

are you kidding me?

 

it was all  

summed up 

succinctly 

by my 

Canadian girlfriend 

when she said

“I thought you worked on bikes”

as she drove me 

back to the train station 



I’ll tell you a story 

someday when 

you buy me a beer(s)

 

but it cannot be  

74th Street Ale House

on a rainy Friday the 13th

 


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