I wasn’t exactly sure why these tepid milquetoast haikus bothered me so much. Then the big boss told me they were AI generated.
The robot was only concerned with staying within the parameters, counting syllables with beige safe word choices. A complete lack of feeling or emotion. Vapid. No sounds or smells or anything that occurs in nature. Less authenticity than the nacho cheese pump at 7-11.
There’s a growth unfolding in the back of my throat, maybe it's a haiku...
this is a haiku I would be proud to stick on the side of my electric ass bathtub
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