what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

one cubic foot of water (7.5 gallons) weighs 62 pounds

 

one cubic foot of osmium weighs 1,410 pounds

 

one thousand four hundred and ten pounds

 

visualize the final fifty fucking feet on that prime package

 

put that on your porch and poke it

 

in a weathered cardboard box

 

at today’s market rate that shit-ton brick would cost you $537 Million

 

plus shipping

 

+WA state sales tax 

 

put that in your pipe and smoke it

 

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pilder asser said...

Please take a moment to pause your Block Blast game and glance over at the Periodic Table you have on your wall. I’d like to draw your attention to #76 Osmium and #77 Iridium. The two heaviest naturally occurring elements on this planet earth. Both more dense than gold and twice as dense as lead. As dense as the day is long. Heavy (Heavy) Duty (Duty) Heavy Duty.

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