what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Marching forth this March Fourth — Fat Tuesday on into Ash Wednesday — on into giving up non-alcoholic beer for the six weeks of Lent.  Ready to spring forward like the Easter Bunny,  more than ready. With countless shipping containers full of plastic easter grass, plastic eggs, plastic baskets, plastic Jesi and all the other single-use plastic shit that people need for 90 seconds on Easter morning before they chuck it in the ocean like a dental pick. 

stand by

have your cake

eat it too

stunt double

you’re doing it wrong

I’m happy to see February in the rearview mirror. Sincerely for real. Really. Fuck February. 

I’ve got one hand in my pocket

and the other one        is 

discarding a dental pick

on Seward Park Ave 

where the bike lane ends

10 Comments

two Jesi walk into a bar...

Are you?

Jesus christ are you fucking kidding me?

I thought there was only ONE jesus

is one of you an actuary?

why the long face?

please phrase that in the form of a question

Suck it Trebek

it was a fucking question

I'm a frayed knot

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