Just sit right back
and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip
don’t ask me about destiny
ask me about density
mass ÷ volume
1 cm³ osmium = 22.6g
1 cm³ gold = 19.3g
1 cm³ hydrogen = 0.09g
1 cm³ bullshit = Eisentraut
Ron Sutphin told us at UBI that Albert Eisentraut said that every good story needs one cubic centimeter of bullshit. This Eisentraut write-up from 1987 is one of my favorites.
The part about busting his ass for $15,000 maybe, rings true. Here's to doing what you want to do.
One day at Elliott Bay, 33 John was dispatching and he sang the opening line of the Gilligan's Island song over and over and over for quite some time cracking himself up, broadcasting to the radios of messengers all over the streets of Seattle.
27 years later the memory still cracks me up and Gilligan’s Island will always evoke 33 John doing what he wanted to do.
A chunk of osmium the size of your phone weighs 20 pounds. The most dense density. Put that in your pocket and sit on it.
the venn diagram is from Sara g
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