"The Tender 2500 is the solution for carrying all you can think of and more, while still being able to access the capillaries of the city. Who still needs a van?"
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet" or put another way, just because they call it a bike/bicycle, doesn't necessarily mean that it is one. I get it, it's a solution for moving heavy things from one place to another without using a device that weighs 3000 lbs to do it, and that's totally cool, but it's really not a bike or a bicycle, is it?