what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Blue as in bivalent booster blue. Try to schedule your fall booster shot on a Monday and throw a wrench in your week as you may experience mild side effects like walking on the surface of Jupiter, everything is hotter, heavier and harder than it needs to be with 2.5 times the gravitational pull of earth it feels as if you weigh 425 pounds and you’re pushing around a 500 pound cargo bike that even with electric assist, feels like a beast. Swimming in a kiddie pool of lactic acid. The base of your brain meets the top of your spinal cord and that intersection is wrapped two times too tight in gauze soaked in vinegar and pine sol, secured with zip ties and old rusty vice grips. Delusional fever dreams foreshadow your next 12 hours.  Complete reliance on autopilot. Slow motion. Robot route rote routine. 

Ask me about MRNA, bivalent boosters and which shoulder to get your 4th shot in. 

Don’t ask me about Big Pharma and their monumental profits. Let’s not talk about the CDC, Tiffany Smiley or Northern Idaho. 

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pilder

Does Spokane classify as northern Idaho bro?

yes

where am I? what day is it?

and so I wake in the morning, check the AQI and I take a deep breath and I almost die and I scream from the top of my lungs "is it raining?"

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