“Hey dipshit, make your fucking kicks.” said Urban Meyer as he kicked the kicker who happened to be stretching before a preseason game.
the kicker then said "don't you ever fucking kick me again"
Meyer followed up with, “I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick you whenever the fuck I want”
To Urban Meyer I’d like to recite a little Ween ditty “hit the fucking road and piss up a rope” good luck in your future endeavors coaching junior high football.
meanwhile back at HQ… …thanks to a recent shipment from one of the guys down at DANK bags, the kicker collection on the wall has expanded. So much so, it’s encroaching on Dr. 37 Mike.
I’d like to draw your attention to Norm Johnson. And I’ll always have a soft spot (or two) for Scott Norwood.