ask me about...
...my weekend
...the weather
...learned helplessness
...legal advice
...the judge’s mailroom
...phantom nostalgia syndrome
...the placebo effect
...pharmaceutical companies
...white shoes after Labor Day
...the day before Pearl Harbor Day
...your vector Victor
...what 6-feet looks like
...negative ions
...positive reinforcement
...Skinner boxes
...the Pavlov effect
...Guthrie Hall
...new brutalist architecture
...the Doppler effect
...Henderson Hall
...controlled demolition
...taking me to Miami
...your lack of impulse control
...my innate bullshit detector
...high fructose corn syrup
...the final fifty fucking feet
...shopping days til Christmas
...a brief customer survey
...the chance to win a gift card
...the app for that
...the frequency Kenneth
...how often I floss my teeth
...the tab open at the bar
...the street’s wet
...you can tell
...by the sound of the cars
...motion activated lights
...roller coasters vs merry-go-rounds
...the anxiety spaghetti all over me
...a tree falling in the forest
...how I got here
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