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September 10, 2021

Because he’s a fictional character, there are no photos of the real Todd Beamer. He’s not real but there’s a high school named after him right down here in Federal Way. Is there a Holden Caulfield High somewhere? Or a Dean Moriarty Middle School? 


Because there are no photos of him, they had to make a comic book. A really  c r e e p y  comic book. 



Because it fits in with the narrative they’ve been selling you for 20 years I’m wearing my Todd Beamer t-shirt today. Don’t ask questions. Swallow it whole. Let’s Roll. 


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call me maybe said...


Posted September 10, 2021 11:42 AM | Reply to this comment

hook, line & sinker said...

traditionally, when 9-11 falls on a Saturday I wear my Todd Beamer shirt to work on Friday and then wear it again the next day

Posted September 10, 2021 06:29 PM | Reply to this comment

controlled demolition said...

WTC 1,2,7 boys were real tidy as opposed to these vegas slobs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tQkiXpDXE

Posted September 11, 2021 10:42 PM | Reply to this comment

pro demo said...

wait,what?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpCwKRnL1M&t=18s

Posted September 11, 2021 10:52 PM | Reply to this comment

average american said...

zooie mamma that jet fuel sure does burn hot and melt that steel and make those over-built well-engineered buildings collapse in their own footprints.

Posted September 13, 2021 03:54 PM | Reply to this comment

the average american said...

zooie mamma i didn't know you could make a 65 minute phone call from a commercial airplane in 2001 but what a fucking hero

Posted September 13, 2021 03:57 PM | Reply to this comment

the average american said...

zooie mamma that cute little WTC 7 must have been sprayed with a little jet fuel which burns kinda hot i guess that's why it dropped

Posted September 13, 2021 04:18 PM | Reply to this comment

spot on said...

Who would use a 9/11 theme for their wedding? https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2015/09/15/devo-singer-apologizes-911-themed-wedding/72327202/

Posted September 13, 2021 06:35 PM | Reply to this comment

are we not men said...

we are DEVO

Posted September 13, 2021 07:46 PM | Reply to this comment

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