You can’t send a text with hand-written words in black ink on a recycled scrap of cardboard. You can’t email a postcard but you can drop one in the mail if you can find a stamp and a mailbox.
XT short cage
that doesn't mean I wanted to
have sex with you
but I do
take the elevator to the penthouse...
oh wait that's another story from another time
have you been drinking?
yes sir, for about 36 years.