As I left the store looking for a place to set my coffee down so I could take off my mask and shove it back in my pocket all I could see were long planks posing as horizontal surfaces but I knew they were actually cocked at 34 degrees like ass plants for bus riding patrons waiting on busses to lean their asses on but they wanted me to set my coffee down so they could laugh and tell me it’s not unprecedented until further notice and there’s a reason for it for if they were truly level they’d be full of big gulps beer cans chew spit & piss bombs
welcome to the U district bro
take off your mask
take a whiff
take a puff
take a pull
take a piss
take a class
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