what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

scan the code

download the app

join the club

 

now you’re under control 

you do what they  told  ya 

now you’re under control 

 

repeat as needed

 

because it bears repeating

 

I asked for an Immortal and he said oh no no you can’t order from me as he handed me the laminated card with the QR code...

 

...all I wanted was a pepsi, actually it was an IPA but I didn’t have the app to scan the code to download the menu to order the beer to pay with a credit card to sit outside of a bar I used to frequent frequently so I said fuck this and went to the corner store for a six pack. 

 

50% off jack shit = jack shit 

 

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jack shit said...

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Posted February 23, 2021 02:37 PM | Reply to this comment

pidlerwater said...

scan the code on the insulated wine tumbler and join the club

Posted February 24, 2021 09:03 AM | Reply to this comment

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