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February 23, 2021

scan the code

download the app

join the club


now you’re under control 

you do what they  told  ya 

now you’re under control 


repeat as needed


because it bears repeating


I asked for an Immortal and he said oh no no you can’t order from me as he handed me the laminated card with the QR code...


...all I wanted was a pepsi, actually it was an IPA but I didn’t have the app to scan the code to download the menu to order the beer to pay with a credit card to sit outside of a bar I used to frequent frequently so I said fuck this and went to the corner store for a six pack. 


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Posted February 23, 2021 02:37 PM | Reply to this comment

pidlerwater said...

scan the code on the insulated wine tumbler and join the club

Posted February 24, 2021 09:03 AM | Reply to this comment

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