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November 18, 2020

On vacation in this lockdown shutdown shitshow blackout wipeout rainstorm fuckfest that is 2020 I’ve had a chance to catch up on things I haven’t been able to get to like placing this book I've had for years on the table and then making a cup of coffee and flipping through it like a coffee table book. It's a keeper.

In addition I was able to make this list:


Tony Danza

Tony Hawk

Tony Soprano

Tony Randall

Tony Romo

Tony Parker

Tony Award

Tony the Tiger

Tony Toni Tone

Toni Braxton

Toni Morrison 

Toni Basil

Toni Kukoc

Tone Loc 

Tone Deaf


It's the most wonderful time of this fucked up year so I like to get stuck on Toni Braxton in that red turtleneck. In addition I'd like to say I savored a bottle of Corona but it sucks in such a way that can only scratch the surface symbolically 2020 as I played Goatfish again and again with Junior and Junior Junior I sucked it down and hardened the fuck up. 


Then in a rare moment of alone time I cut a fat line of diatomaceous earth and snorted it through a rolled up $2 bill 


When my breathing started to return to normal I stuffed a ceramic bearing up one nostril and a steel bearing up the other and beared down to compare the bearings’ sphericity. The results are still coming in or blowing out.  Which reminds me to remind you that when you place your Mad Fiber wheel order make sure to specify which bearing you prefer. If you leave that field blank an extra $3000.00 will be added to your order which will never be fufilled either way any way one way or another. 


Finally I took a moment to reflect and share here and now


What did you do today? 


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pilder said...

i got some groceries some peanut butter to last a couple of days

Posted November 19, 2020 05:23 AM | Reply to this comment

Tony Gwynn said...

I browsed your site today, good stuff. Keep doing what you're doing Matt

Posted November 19, 2020 08:26 PM | Reply to this comment

Tony Iommi said...

Tony Romo and Tony Fauci both killing it selling Corona this year. Hard pass, mate.

Posted November 20, 2020 11:04 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

had to google Mr. Tony Iommi

Posted November 21, 2020 12:35 PM | Reply to this comment

Tony Llama said...

rode hard got wet kicked some shit

Posted November 21, 2020 02:53 PM | Reply to this comment

37 said...

But I ain't got no speakers ain't got no headphones.

Posted November 23, 2020 04:32 PM | Reply to this comment

Judy Isaacson said...

Well, now--you may have discovered a cure for the covid adventure. You might want to call Joe Biden who may just get to be President and tell him--1 to fumigate the white house after he takes out the gold toilet and 2 the vacine might be stuck in the warehouse where Jared has all the masks stored. You, too, can have a cabinet appointment now that the round GSA woman has apportionmented.

Posted November 24, 2020 10:18 AM | Reply to this comment

Judy Isaacson said...

It kept telling me to do it again--and again--so I did. Sorry, I don't how to get it off. Talk about what are you doing--

Posted November 24, 2020 10:27 AM | Reply to this comment

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