what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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the last man standing

July 24, 2020

I’m the last man standing, said the blueberry. You call that standing? and you’re calling yourself a man, the 1991 STP Tyvek® jacket said. Shut it tyvek boy, said the keychain bottle opener, Mr. Blueberry is taller than you are in the third dimension. You guys are all so full of shit, the pointy half of a pink plastic easter egg said, is this a joke or what? get to the punchline.  


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pilder asser said...

is this a joke? is this a dream? what day is it? $31.50? are you fucking kidding me? https://www.etsy.com/listing/686536076/vintage-1991-tyvek-jacket-stp-race

Posted July 24, 2020 05:29 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

This is my brain. This is my brain at 4 am when the neighbor is opening and closing her garage door and banging on some garden implements and taking out her recycling. I kinda wanted to go back to sleep but I was considering big big blueberries and the thickness of TyvekŪ and feel of Paragon machine works bottle openers and the sadness of discarded plastic easter eggs.

Posted July 24, 2020 10:16 AM | Reply to this comment

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