When all you have is a hammer
Everything looks like a nail
When all you have is a PhD in bioengineering
Everything looks like a pile of discarded styrofoam
When all you have is an unachievable ideal
Everything looks like a letdown
When all you have is a scooter
Everything looks like a sidewalk
When all you have is a cone wrench
Looks like your pedals can stay on for awhile
When all you have is zip ties
Everything looks like it’s coming loose
When all you have is facebook friends
Everything looks fake as fuck
When all you have is a mission statement
Everything looks like mission creep
When all you have is a u-lock
Everything looks like a bike rack
When all you have is longneck bottles
Everything looks like a bottle opener
When all you have is a bottle opener
Everything looks like a screw top
When all you have is Amazon
Everything looks a click away
When all you have is chicken
Everything tastes like chicken
When all you have is Kenny G
Shut the fuck up
When all you have is a cornfield
Everything looks like a urinal
When all you have is urinal mints
Everything smells like the mens room
When all you have is the Mens Room
Everything sounds like 99.9 KISW
When all you have is student loan debt
Everything looks like a credit card
When all you have is Coors Light
Everything feels like a headache
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