what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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November 5, 2019

 

They’re 33.3% DWI’d  why not go all the way?  I’m not sure what the question is but drop bars are not the answer. It’s all in the wrists rolling on the hoods all day in her own way. When shimano came up with STI this is not what they envisioned for total integration. Bikes are cool because they can be half-ass jerry-rigged cross-threaded slap-dash ad-hoc zip-tied and people love them the way they love them.

 

Dutch Oven 

 

Stare at your phone download the app tap swipe scroll repeat. They’ve got you where they want you. Don’t ask questions. 

 

There’s a lot of jibber jabber about the last mile especially during this holiday e-commerce shopping season. But they’re only going 5230 feet.  

I’m taking it the final fifty fucking feet. 

 

It would be depressing if it wasn’t so comical. 

 

I find this point of view has helped me deal with Seattle in general over the past ten years. 

 

Repeat the question. How can people take this shit seriously? 

 

No euphemisms here.

It’s all fucking horseshit. 

 

No tip toeing human relations eggshell dancing 

It’s fucking horseshit. 

 

The UPS truck is parked in the bike lane but you’re getting your amazon package in 2 days or less. The UPS truck is parked in the bus lane because  you’re getting your amazon package in 2 days or less. The UPS truck is parked in the alley but it’s OK because you’re getting your amazon package in 2 days or less. 

 

If it’s not UPS it’s  FedEX USPS DHL OnTrac or some independent contractor chuffer in a U-Haul slinging boxes onto front porches that may or may not match the address on the package. 

 

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“So, this is comfort.   The absence of discomfort.” 

 

That’s one of my favorite lines from Mother Load. 

 


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Alistair. said...

When we have nothing left to give There will be no reason for us to live But when we have nothing left to lose You will have nothing left to use We owe you nothing you have no control Merchandise keeps us in line Common sense says it's by design What could a businessman ever want more than to have us sucking in his store We owe you nothing You have no control You are not what you own

Posted November 5, 2019 12:37 PM | Reply to this comment

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Posted November 5, 2019 08:55 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

I'm not angry I'm dumbfounded. if the first you've heard of it was in the NY Times maybe you live in a great little small town somewhere near the beach within walking distance of everything you need. ask me about shopping days until christmas. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/27/nyregion/nyc-amazon-delivery.html

Posted November 6, 2019 05:12 AM | Reply to this comment

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