Excuse me, do you know your way around campus or are you just a delivery guy?
I'm not sure what you're going to ask me next but I already know that if I do know the answer I don't really want to tell you or talk to you or help you out.
In dense urban areas bike messengers are rolling Thomas Guides full of local knowledge but they're also magnets for stupid questions from tourists and bros. And when the questions are loaded with attitude and condescension it's best to just say "I don't know"
I even made a silkscreen 13 years ago and printed it right on my bag. I don't know
I do know that Tapatio will always remind me of Stevil, even when it's in individually wrapped single serving sized containers and that this is more than I ever wanted to know about Pantone 18-3737