what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

two colloquia walk into a bar

the bartender says, Are you fucking kidding me? 

the first colloquium says, I'm a frayed knot 

the second colloquium says, Why the long face? 

how was your weekend?

what'd you do this weekend?

got big plans for next weekend? 

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grew up in a Safeway household. But there was an Albertsons across the boulevard. I guess it's kinda brand loyalty like Ford vs Chevy

My name under my Safeway brand loyalty card-totally random reason or a corporate fuck up- is Tyler Nakashima. Always fun at checkout. Thank you mr.....nakashima?

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-new-york-times-and-the-new-york-post-walk-into-a-bar

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