ask me about learned helplessness
ask me about 5-year plans
i'll tell you a joke about Alchemy Goods
ask me about saccharine sincerity surpassed only by fucking fake friendliness
ask me about collaborative work styles
ask me about clipboards and white boards and data entry that's more work than the "work" it's keeping track of
ask me about fucking horseshit
ask me about sustainability and graduate degrees
i'll tell you a joke about rain legs