Stand by like a slow death that's punctuated by moments of raging screaming feats of daring-do, if you're lucky or slow routine. "Take your time, no rush." says the nice lady on the phone while your thinking "I kind of wanted you to say. 'Get here as fast as you can, you crazy fucker! Ride like hell!'" There's one thing worse, being just to sick to work. At least my cat is happy. All the "Daddy time" she wants.