I'll ridicule you! Barely doing any work is great. And then doing one job and getting to sit somewhere else for a while. It's kind of like that game with the chairs and you switch chairs, but the chairs are just really far apart. musical chairs.
But you don't actually need to go to school to be a paralegal. I hear the better ones just learn from experience.
How will I ever fill that huge void on my Myspace "top eight" now?