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P77, who said...
My folks live in Wisconsin, the last time I went back to visit I was late for my return flight.My pops and I were shooting pool in the lounge and drinking $6 bottles of Leinenkugles and somehow didn't hear them repeatedly calling my name to the gate. Hurrying thru security they had me remove my sweatshirt then lift up my tee shirt.Not too happy to have my Mom nervously watching on as I reveal my tattooed beer gut to the faux-po-po, they then ask if I have any "sharp objects to declare". I reply "Nothing but this 10 year-old cheddar".I was the only one that thought it was funny.