“There’s more than one way to get to Safeway” Seven days into my 9-day weekend, I rode a bike to Safeway to get a “one pound” bag of coffee, which is actually only 10.5 ounces these days and it cost $16.95 without a club card. What the fuck? Where am I? How did I get here? wouldn't say it was a joy ride, but it hit the spot.