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post apocalyptic mail carrier, who said...
This one goes out to the ones I don’t love so much. To all the chuffers that have had the luxury of working from home for the past 18 months and now are submitting their hybrid work proposals to perhaps come into the office one or two days a week. Meanwhile I’ve been here every fucking day through all this zombie apocalypse shit just like all my coworkers. We’re delivering all the shit you chuffers ordered online and had shipped to your office so your office manager can pack it up and then have us pick it back up and ship it to you at home. Welcome back.