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touched me in my bottom bracket area

December 31, 2010

CX magazine photo

Sort of like Suzanne
you know that she's half crazy
but that's why you want to be there
and she feeds you tea and oranges
that come all the way from China
 

but we’re talking Sally here
and he has solid steel bikes
that come all the way from China
delivered right to your door

There really is a Sally Claus
There is
No really,  there is



This is not your dad’s old Raleigh but your dad would not feel out of place on this bike   The respectfully neo-retro Port Townsend features proven technology and no fluffy trendy shit. Full fenders and bar end shifters. This bike has more steel than Johnstown and I do believe "Port Townsend" sounds better than "Pittsburgh"   Your dad might throw it in the stand one day for an overhaul and expect to find a square taper bottom bracket and a quill stem. However he will encounter outboard bearings at the BB and an 1-1/8” threadless headset. But it is 2011 after all “dad”  and Dura Ace has been trickling down through Ultegra to Tiagra to Sora for years.  

Work continues on my Steel Bike Philosophy PhD, which began back in 1975 when the training wheels came off the midget Sting Ray and I rode around the block unassisted. Here and now in 2011, I’m throwing a leg over another steel bike, a brand spanking new steel bike and shifting gears in more ways than one.

…to be continued


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land speed record

December 29, 2010

god bless Mr. Dunlop
and the invention of the pneumatic tire

one more thing I’m thankful for
not sleeping on the floor
at LaGuardia for five days
 
planes     trains   automobiles

go buy bike

go by bike

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utility cycling

December 27, 2010

some assembly required

December 25, 2010

 
grandson    proves the age-old theory that shipping containers are  more interesting than the shipment they contain

granddaughter    emphasizes the importance of using the right tool for the job 

mom & dad    round-off bolts and strip threads with pliers

grandpa    captures the moment on video and posts it on Facebook long before the seat post is installed

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jack of all trades

December 24, 2010

reciprocity
the gift that keeps on giving
reciprocating like a sawzall

getting better
better get 
while the getting’s good ± 0.015

pattern baldness and ponytails
go hand in hand like
 Captain & Tennille

come on Ted  just admit it
break it down for me
like cardboard on recycling day

long haul trucker
corporate tax lawyer
fish out of water

Pacific Northwest cross pollination
setting the standard for standard deviation
since back in the day of Dixy Lee Ray
 
  aerosolized salivation
overspray           backward masking
hidden meaning

preconceived notions
come around like rotating mass
in a moment of inertia

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a clean well lighted place to fix a flat

December 23, 2010

circle game

December 22, 2010

there are two kinds of people in the world…

those that punch a random time on the microwave and watch it go round a while, then stop it when they feel like their food is warm 

and

those that program the microwave timer precisely according to instructions and then wait patiently until the specified time expires before they eat their meal

 

 

there are those that make ridiculous two-kinds-of-people statements

and

there’s everyone else


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it's all down hill from here

December 21, 2010

 

 

 

the pain means it's working


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I'm nervous and my socks are too loose

December 21, 2010

all I want for Christmas is my new Raleigh

December 19, 2010

 

Dear Santa,

 

Please bring me a 57cm Raleigh Port Townsend. You can just tell the elves to make it like this

 

sincerely  for real   really, 

 

pilderwasser


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chainring bolt spanning bottle opener

December 19, 2010

only had one beer
the other three were for
my imaginary friend

now there are two  
Shiba Inus laughing at me 
what else is new

what not to pay attention to
still sweating the small stuff
in the bigger big picture

cause and effect connect
in an inverse proportional way
and that’s OK        however

an eight hour work day
sandwiched between
two two-hour commutes

is not OK
as it continues to be
a quality of life issue

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December 18, 1998

December 18, 2010

How many bike messengers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

But by the time you heard the story it was epic, it was brutal, it was so much more hardcore, it was ten hour days back in the day, pulling down 65 tags, riding 75 miles covering Georgetown to the U-district, Bainbridge Island to Bellevue. Rolling out of RVs with 30 drops and 30 picks to do before the next one. There were over 200 messengers in Seattle and all of them were making over $200 per day. 

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...and you may find yourself, behind the wheel of a large automobile

December 16, 2010

It’s not about etiquette

It’s not about traffic laws

It’s not about common sense

It’s all about finding a parking space 


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the devil is in the details or is it god

December 14, 2010

wet wool whistle wetter

December 14, 2010

beer me Sally         


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the doors always open

December 12, 2010

photo poached from Boston Biker

just when you thought it was safe
to get back in the water
take me to the river
drop me in  
the water
it’s the water
there’s a reason
they brew great beer here
a coffee cart on every corner
diuretics   shmiuretics  
it’s like riding a bike
like a messenger
dehydrated as well as soaking wet
water water everywhere
not a drop to drink
cotton mouth & trench foot
two great tastes that taste great together
moss mold mildew     moisture
may be or maybe not  
in all the right places
super saturation
the slightest agitation
precipitating the precipitate
answers no longer in solution
just because we’re on an elevator
we don’t have to talk about the weather

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form follows function

December 12, 2010

Double Darn Dank good gift ideas

December 11, 2010

how about a handmade hat from Double Darn in PDX

or a handmade messenger bag with accessories from DANK 

 

 

any and all of these items are better than fruitcake and 

they cycle money back into the cycling economy


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José can you see?

December 11, 2010

if a tree falls off a bike in the woods

December 10, 2010

A truly 2010 Seattle Christmas commercial


Heading home in the rain with a tree on the handlebars 


Cue the Budweiser song


Consumer confidence is up


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daylight savings account

December 9, 2010

the blind leading
the blind following

an itsy bitsy digital clock
around in a darker shade of dark

what time is it time
to get up to go to sleep

am   or    pm  
neither here nor there

knob & tube running
still talking twisted pair

twelve years later
the smell doesn’t bother me

passing a piss test
was the least of my worries

like launching a snot rocket
cleanly over the shoulder clearly

the proof is in the putting postholes
plum    placed properly   

digging ditches differently now
at the greener grass fence company

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phantom nostalgia syndrome

December 8, 2010

 
when bikes were steel
when shorts were wool
when cable housing picked up AM radio
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plastic pine tree smells fill the air everywhere

December 7, 2010

Devlin photo 1998

Quon photo 2009


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hoppy floral citrusy smooth chamois finish

December 6, 2010

an amazing weekend, it was, and       NO BIKE RIDING

 

nothing like a rockstar weekend jaunt to the San Juans via sea plane 

for a new perspective

a change of scenery

and a new outlook


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stop and smell the sunset

December 4, 2010

sometimes it's important to slow down   and ride on the sidewalk


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I said "Do you speak-a my language?"

December 2, 2010

Nothing says pilderwasser in December better than this here four-year-old stock photo of Wilson roasting chestnuts with ladies from the Sonics dance team in front of the Four Seasons hotel.  Year after year. Not that it never gets old, it just keeps coming back like Vince Guaraldi’s Charlie Brown Christmas.

Have a good weekend Quon and Happy New Year!

 

take a dip in the archives

2009

2008

2007

2006

rewind

replay

re live


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grease stained zines from 2003

December 2, 2010

operating under the assumption
one is better than the other
greater than not equal to
over thinking binge drinking
French roast hangover palpitating chest pain
intermittent showers turning to rain
rolling resistance friction rusty chain
standard deviation lubrication station
from Pike to Pine in a matter of minutes
that last step is a doozy 

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Another year older Budweiser

December 1, 2010

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