touched me in my bottom bracket area
December 31, 2010

CX magazine photo
Sort of like Suzanne
you know that she's half crazy
but that's why you want to be there
and she feeds you tea and oranges
that come all the way from China
but we’re talking Sally here
and he has solid steel bikes
that come all the way from China
delivered right to your door
There really is a Sally Claus
There is
No really, there is

This is not your dad’s old Raleigh but your dad would not feel out of place on this bike The respectfully neo-retro Port Townsend features proven technology and no fluffy trendy shit. Full fenders and bar end shifters. This bike has more steel than Johnstown and I do believe "Port Townsend" sounds better than "Pittsburgh" Your dad might throw it in the stand one day for an overhaul and expect to find a square taper bottom bracket and a quill stem. However he will encounter outboard bearings at the BB and an 1-1/8” threadless headset. But it is 2011 after all “dad” and Dura Ace has been trickling down through Ultegra to Tiagra to Sora for years.
Work continues on my Steel Bike Philosophy PhD, which began back in 1975 when the training wheels came off the midget Sting Ray and I rode around the block unassisted. Here and now in 2011, I’m throwing a leg over another steel bike, a brand spanking new steel bike and shifting gears in more ways than one.
…to be continued
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land speed record
December 29, 2010

god bless Mr. Dunlop
and the invention of the pneumatic tire
one more thing I’m thankful for
not sleeping on the floor
at LaGuardia for five days
planes trains automobiles
go buy bike
go by bike
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utility cycling
December 27, 2010
some assembly required
December 25, 2010
grandson proves the age-old theory that shipping containers are more interesting than the shipment they contain
granddaughter emphasizes the importance of using the right tool for the job
mom & dad round-off bolts and strip threads with pliers
grandpa captures the moment on video and posts it on Facebook long before the seat post is installed
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jack of all trades
December 24, 2010

reciprocity
the gift that keeps on giving
reciprocating like a sawzall
getting better
better get
while the getting’s good ± 0.015
pattern baldness and ponytails
go hand in hand like
Captain & Tennille
come on Ted just admit it
break it down for me
like cardboard on recycling day
long haul trucker
corporate tax lawyer
fish out of water
Pacific Northwest cross pollination
setting the standard for standard deviation
since back in the day of Dixy Lee Ray
aerosolized salivation
overspray backward masking
hidden meaning
preconceived notions
come around like rotating mass
in a moment of inertia
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a clean well lighted place to fix a flat
December 23, 2010
circle game
December 22, 2010

there are two kinds of people in the world…
those that punch a random time on the microwave and watch it go round a while, then stop it when they feel like their food is warm
and
those that program the microwave timer precisely according to instructions and then wait patiently until the specified time expires before they eat their meal
there are those that make ridiculous two-kinds-of-people statements
and
there’s everyone else
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it's all down hill from here
December 21, 2010

the pain means it's working
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I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
December 21, 2010
all I want for Christmas is my new Raleigh
December 19, 2010

Dear Santa,
Please bring me a 57cm Raleigh Port Townsend. You can just tell the elves to make it like this
sincerely for real really,
pilderwasser
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chainring bolt spanning bottle opener
December 19, 2010

only had one beer
the other three were for
my imaginary friend
now there are two
Shiba Inus laughing at me
what else is new
what not to pay attention to
still sweating the small stuff
in the bigger big picture
cause and effect connect
in an inverse proportional way
and that’s OK however
an eight hour work day
sandwiched between
two two-hour commutes
is not OK
as it continues to be
a quality of life issue
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December 18, 1998
December 18, 2010

How many bike messengers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
But by the time you heard the story it was epic, it was brutal, it was so much more hardcore, it was ten hour days back in the day, pulling down 65 tags, riding 75 miles covering Georgetown to the U-district, Bainbridge Island to Bellevue. Rolling out of RVs with 30 drops and 30 picks to do before the next one. There were over 200 messengers in Seattle and all of them were making over $200 per day.
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...and you may find yourself, behind the wheel of a large automobile
December 16, 2010

It’s not about etiquette
It’s not about traffic laws
It’s not about common sense
It’s all about finding a parking space
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the devil is in the details or is it god
December 14, 2010
wet wool whistle wetter
December 14, 2010
the doors always open
December 12, 2010

photo poached from Boston Biker
just when you thought it was safe
to get back in the water
take me to the river
drop me in
the water
it’s the water
there’s a reason
they brew great beer here
a coffee cart on every corner
diuretics shmiuretics
it’s like riding a bike
like a messenger
dehydrated as well as soaking wet
water water everywhere
not a drop to drink
cotton mouth & trench foot
two great tastes that taste great together
moss mold mildew moisture
may be or maybe not
in all the right places
super saturation
the slightest agitation
precipitating the precipitate
answers no longer in solution
just because we’re on an elevator
we don’t have to talk about the weather
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form follows function
December 12, 2010
Double Darn Dank good gift ideas
December 11, 2010

how about a handmade hat from Double Darn in PDX

or a handmade messenger bag with accessories from DANK
any and all of these items are better than fruitcake and
they cycle money back into the cycling economy
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José can you see?
December 11, 2010
if a tree falls off a bike in the woods
December 10, 2010

A truly 2010 Seattle Christmas commercial
Heading home in the rain with a tree on the handlebars
Cue the Budweiser song
Consumer confidence is up
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daylight savings account
December 9, 2010

the blind leading
the blind following
an itsy bitsy digital clock
around in a darker shade of dark
what time is it time
to get up to go to sleep
am or pm
neither here nor there
knob & tube running
still talking twisted pair
twelve years later
the smell doesn’t bother me
passing a piss test
was the least of my worries
like launching a snot rocket
cleanly over the shoulder clearly
the proof is in the putting postholes
plum placed properly
digging ditches differently now
at the greener grass fence company
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phantom nostalgia syndrome
December 8, 2010
when bikes were steel
when shorts were wool
when cable housing picked up AM radio
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plastic pine tree smells fill the air everywhere
December 7, 2010

Devlin photo 1998

Quon photo 2009
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hoppy floral citrusy smooth chamois finish
December 6, 2010

an amazing weekend, it was, and NO BIKE RIDING
nothing like a rockstar weekend jaunt to the San Juans via sea plane

for a new perspective
a change of scenery

and a new outlook
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stop and smell the sunset
December 4, 2010

sometimes it's important to slow down and ride on the sidewalk
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I said "Do you speak-a my language?"
December 2, 2010

Nothing says pilderwasser in December better than this here four-year-old stock photo of Wilson roasting chestnuts with ladies from the Sonics dance team in front of the Four Seasons hotel. Year after year. Not that it never gets old, it just keeps coming back like Vince Guaraldi’s Charlie Brown Christmas.
Have a good weekend Quon and Happy New Year!
take a dip in the archives
2009
2008
2007
2006
rewind
replay
re live
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grease stained zines from 2003
December 2, 2010

operating under the assumption
one is better than the other
greater than not equal to
over thinking binge drinking
French roast hangover palpitating chest pain
intermittent showers turning to rain
rolling resistance friction rusty chain
standard deviation lubrication station
from Pike to Pine in a matter of minutes
that last step is a doozy
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Another year older Budweiser
December 1, 2010