salad daze
April 29, 2011
everybody’s working for the weekend
well not really everybody
clowns to the left of me
everything isn’t in its place
but there’s a place for everything
there goes a couple thou ± 0.005”
the new normal may or may not be temporary
Friday is the new Thursday
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itsy bitsy teenie weenie purple pilderwasser hoodie
April 26, 2011
a real chip off the old block
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it's all about the font
April 26, 2011
does this website make my butt look big?
April 25, 2011
refined white sugar or happy easter
April 24, 2011
moro reflex
April 23, 2011
CETMA Cargo photo
entropy plays for the other team
it’s so easy swim downstream
take me back to nature
take me to your leader
set me up to knock me down
flick me in a splatter pattern
cut me into ninety-six sticky little rectangles
adhering to each and every corresponding spoke hole
see me feel me touch me leave me alone
mean median mode meet me in the middle
place me in a pickle bucket
remember me on Monday
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you got it, that's right you got it
April 22, 2011
Any proceeds from the purchase of a pilderwasser T-shirt will be redirected immediately into the local cycling economy…usually. But this year there might be a slight delay in the redirection of those funds, to focus on the production of shirts with a big-bike-ride-in-Iowa theme in various new and improved silkscreen designs for 2011. And then in turn the cash from the sale of those big-bike-ride-in-Iowa shirts will go directly into various small communities across the state of Iowa during the last week of July, generously disbursed from the saddle of a Bridgestone RB-1, radiating like ripples on a quiet pond with a gentle breeze moving from west to east carrying the smell of 10,000 recreational cyclists passing in a 24-hour 7-day parade passing by Jimbo’s house.
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just riding along the coffee-beer continuum
April 21, 2011
beer came before this roadside coffee break
and of course beer would follow
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fully rigid suspension of disbelief
April 20, 2011
moving forward
could be construed as counterclockwise
when viewed from the non-drive side
What are you looking at?
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measure ninety-six times, cut once
April 19, 2011
it's not about the ridiculous hat
it's about the cutest baby in the world
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the right tool for the job
April 18, 2011
or is it the right job for the tool?
A. spoke wrench
B. salad tongs
C. fingernail polish remover
D. all of the above
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I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true
April 16, 2011
for best results
squeeze from the bottom
flatten as you go
lather
rinse
repeat
we do it that way because
that’s the way
it’s always been done
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like butter, it is
April 14, 2011
not no parkay not no margarine
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like butter, do you
April 12, 2011
down at dog piss level it's not about the bike
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...the more they stay the same
April 11, 2011
Spring is in the air, but the buzzing sound isn’t insects,
it’s a pack of free hub bodies flying down hill.
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the radio reminds me of my home far away
April 10, 2011
friction shifting and or clogged cable housing
April 8, 2011
a little slow on the uptakedownshift not so smoothscuffing along the asphalt two tennis balls on the legs of a walkerElvis left the buildinglike so ten minutes ago the same song pops up Monday through Friday mornings we’ve isolated the source of the problem carry on
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we're only making plans for nigel
April 6, 2011
there are a few things more honorable
than bringing home a keg of beer
on a bicycle
but what
could be more rewarding
directly proportionally calorically
thank you
Jason for the use of your trailer
I would like to make you an offer... to buy it
to own it to silkscreen on it
to use it again and again
to pick up another keg
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sincerely for real really Pearl Izumi chamois
April 5, 2011
the check is in the mail, this time it's for real, all roads lead to Grinnell...
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al dente
April 4, 2011
your tired, your poor, your Honjo fenders
April 3, 2011
drive side
pant leg
rolled up
chain ring
shoe lace
frayed knot
precursor
harbinger
stress riser
hot spot : blister :: hairline fracture : catastrophic failure
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jump around
April 2, 2011
looking nostalgically through
memories of big beer gutted
toe punching place kickers of yesteryear
living vicariously through
phantom DREMEL syndrome
know now no so speak up to 15,000 rpm
right lane must turn right
except bicycles
accept bicycles
hop skip & jumping
into a surplus
of attention deficit
not a disorder a gift
connecting the dots
seeing things from other angles
aye there’s the rub
I say today’s my Saturday
eyes eventually adjust to the light
down to earth grounded like
a long tail cat in a room
full of three prong outlets
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